The line, “… And this is why I am still single” always seems to get bashed by someone else following up with “oh really? This is why” – questioning that its not some other sort of disformation or mental illness that has kept that person single. BUT, this diagram really might explain why one (ME) would wish to stay solo. As a man, it is in my natural instinct to claim territory, and the bed is one territory that remains at the top of my list. When deprived of sleep, I can be one unpleasant son-of-a-Beiber. Sorry ladies.